Petrified Giant in Kansas
The alleged petrified giant up in Kansas arouses curiosity because no one has discovered what brand was blown in the bottle.
I am not sure which petrified giant this is referring to or if it was an altogether separate one. The reference to what brand and bottle refers to a skeptic imagining the person seeing it must have been drunk. Its just a mocking way people deal with opposition to the narratives they have already decided on.
I think this one deserves some investigation. I would like to know if there are any more articles or new clues to this giant reference.
1. The Goodland Republic. (Goodland, Kan.), 01 March 1895. Chronicling America: Historic American Newspapers. Lib. of Congress
2. <http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn85030821/1895-03-01/ed-1/seq-7/>